The Hondo Chronicles

"Just because you’re offended doesn’t make you right."

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:55:44 -0400

“Just because you’re offended doesn’t make you right.”

- Ricky Gervais (via gq)

theawesomefarm: freereeves: While you prepare for your workday...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:58:06 -0400

freereeves:

While you prepare for your workday tomorrow, remember that Waka Flocka made more in an hour that you will make all month, doing this.

Waka Flocka Goes in the Booth (by nicole wins)

This ruined my morning.

wellhelloroe: iu2: Coffee stain portrait by Hong...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:33:48 -0400

wellhelloroe:

iu2:

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

seriously.

Artist Level: …

Photo

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:16:37 -0400

"Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it’s not. It’s all about getting rid of..."

Wed, 01 May 2013 18:21:12 -0400

“Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it’s not. It’s all about getting rid of the darkness you accumulate.”

- Carolyn Crane (via ifantazy)
I’m fucked.

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted 0.0 yes.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 10:07:14 -0400

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

0.0 yes.

departured: O M G im crying #dominoswin

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 23:51:12 -0400

departured:

O M G im crying

#dominoswin

thisisjustfuckingsterling: whentherestrouble: oh my fuckiNG...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 23:44:49 -0400

thisisjustfuckingsterling:

whentherestrouble:

oh my fuckiNG GOD

Gtfo

-_-

theawesomefarm: teacakeomnislash: weian-fu: theblackdripsgold: b...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:01:09 -0500

theawesomefarm:

teacakeomnislash:

weian-fu:

theblackdripsgold:

bashfulsass:

deverauxdiaries:

honestanon:

secretarysbreakroom:

karnythia:

creolesoul:

graham-bailey:

novamatic:

queennubian:

ihopeugeturdreams:

ghdos:

ebbaliciousz:

thinkinbout4ever:

xomonroexo:

vidalajuicee:

kuramathesage:

overalldopeness:

thewearhaus:

squirtelle:

mixedbyziggy:

THESE FUCKING GIFS (CAN NOT BREATHE = DEATH)

lmaO

Welcome to Black History Month.

SMMFH.

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

c’mon noooowwww…..i cease to exist because of this set of gifs.

comicsodissey: Muhammad Ali vs Street Fighter in Rue Saint...

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:07:53 -0500

comicsodissey:

Muhammad Ali vs Street Fighter in Rue Saint Denis, Paris

freereeves: smamsblog: tomithejinglefish: chron-o: went from...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 17:11:32 -0500

freereeves:

smamsblog:

tomithejinglefish:

chron-o:

went from president to real nigga in seconds.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD GOD BLESS

Love this man

Even the Leader of the Free World has to code-switch…

agenthearsay: gbi-b: YOU DEAD! Me when Boyfriend is playing...

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 10:38:31 -0500

agenthearsay:

gbi-b:

YOU DEAD!

Me when Boyfriend is playing video games.

OMFG. I would’ve put that guy’s face through the TV. Did anyone else notice him drop it as if it were hot?

tastelesshumour: So wrong!

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:44:15 -0500

tastelesshumour:

So wrong!

agenthearsay: cyber20s: “CrazyGaze” Funny how unflattering...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 09:34:19 -0500

agenthearsay:

cyber20s:

“CrazyGaze”

Funny how unflattering this picture is. Makes me feel all warm inside.

This Raptor fella is a crazy face with his crazy gaze! bwaaaahahahahhahaha!!!

tastelesshumour: Because I am a Psych nerd and enjoy nice...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:31:45 -0500

tastelesshumour:

Because I am a Psych nerd and enjoy nice things.

thepocketprotector: Just a father and mother kissing their...

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 16:30:13 -0500

thepocketprotector:

Just a father and mother kissing their dying little girl goodbye. If you are wondering why all the medic people are bowing: in less than an hour, two small children in the next room are able to live thanks to the little girl’s kidney and liver. - Imgur

“Powerful” isn’t a good enough descriptor for this image series.

agenthearsay: most-awkward-moments: Get your daily...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 18:59:50 -0500

agenthearsay:

most-awkward-moments:

Get your daily laughing-orgasm here for FREE!!!

I JUST DIED!!!!! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

HILARIOUS

coolchicksfromhistory: Mazie Hirono, the first Asian American...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:43:57 -0500

coolchicksfromhistory:

Mazie Hirono, the first Asian American woman elected to the Senate.

“I bring quadruple diversity to the Senate,” Hirono said at a rally earlier in the campaign. “I’m a woman. I’ll be the first Asian woman ever to be elected to the U.S. Senate. I am an immigrant. I am a Buddhist. When I said this at one of my gatherings, they said, ‘Yes, but are you gay?’ and I said, ‘Nobody’s perfect.’”

theawesomefarm: To the fullest. tastysynapse: Zen Pencils...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:02:47 -0500

theawesomefarm:

To the fullest.

tastysynapse:

Zen Pencils Comic: 50. NEIL GAIMAN: Make good art

Awards.

deantrippe: timekiller-s: istealforksfromrestaurants: Hi...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 11:55:47 -0500

deantrippe:

timekiller-s:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

Hi Tumblr, it’s me, a slightly older person…

I see a lot of you 20 somethings saying things about how you aren’t going to choose the lesser of two evils and that their policy on important matters are identical so what’s the point they’re both stooges for Wall Street and the Industrial War Complex.

You are right. Kind of.

I know y’all LOVE the 90’s. Me too. And I remember after after eight years of Clinton/Gore, I thought those motherfuckers were the devil. I was soooooooooooo upset with Bill Clinton waving his deregulation wand and his fucked foreign policy that I was all FUCK THE DEMOCRATS and I strongly advocated for Ralph Nader, even though he too didn’t really care about my “gonad politics.” Even when not choosing between the “lesser of two evils,” I was STILL having to compromise major issues.

Having been an adult person through 8 years of Clinton/Gore and 8 years through Bush/Cheney, I can tell you without a shred of hesitation that I will line up like my ass is on fire to vote for the lesser of two evils because the greater of two evils almost had us all living outside and eating dog food.

And if you think that a Romney presidency won’t be worse than Bush/Cheney, you are out of your mind.

I am fucking begging all of you, please, go vote. Aside from the fact that far more dangerous things are happening on your local level, (like collective bargaining being taken away in Illinois) this shit does matter.

If you think voting for Obama is the lesser of two evils, you’re wrong, it’s the lesser of three because not voting IS voting for Romney. Not voting is voting for dickbag judges that sentence people to jail in counties that have privatized prisons for minor drug infractions. Not voting is voting to remove pensions and collective bargaining and the last shreds of union power from the people. Not voting this election is voting for Feudalism.

Go vote.

Now pardon me, there’s some damn kids on my lawn and they want candy.

Bold emphasis is placed by me.

Not voting is how you vote Republican.

I find this ironic.